We would like to make millions of dollars protect the animals from the cyclical changes in the global climate and save them all from drowning when the ice melts. Just like Al Gore. Therefor, please send your checks to:
Those idiots at wilsoninfo.com
714 Politically Incorrect Street
SomewhereUnderTheOcean, Florida 00001
We will use your kind donations to build a really nice boat. On the boat we will place 2 of each type of animal. A boy animal and a girl animal (where have I heard this story before?).
Of course, if global warming turns out to be a hoax, we will forget the animals and invite hundreds of our closest friends for a long weekend on our really nice boat.
With your help we will either save all animals from extinction or have one truly great party. Please make the checks payable to "cash".
Note: To that one person that doesn't get it, please do not send us any actual money including checks. Thank you.